| A |
|
| AAMOF |
as a matter of fact |
| ABFL |
a big fat lady |
| ABT |
about |
| ADN |
any day now |
| AFAIC |
as far as I’m concerned |
| AFAICT |
as far as I can tell |
| AFAICS |
as far as I can see |
| AFAIK |
as far as I know |
| AFAYC |
as far as you’re concerned |
| AFK |
away from keyboard |
| AH |
asshole |
| AISI |
as I see it |
| AIUI |
as I understand it |
| AKA |
also known as |
| AML |
all my love |
| ANFSCD |
and now for something completely different |
| ASAP |
as soon as possible |
| ASL |
assistant section leader |
| ASL |
age, sex, location |
| ASLP |
age, sex, location, picture |
| A/S/L |
age/sex/location |
| ASOP |
assistant system operator |
| ATM |
at this moment |
| AWA |
as well as |
| AWHFY |
are we having fun yet? |
| AWGTHTGTTA |
are we going to have to go trough this again? |
| AWOL |
absent without leave |
| AWOL |
away without leave |
| AYOR |
at your own risk |
| AYPI? |
and your point is? |
| B
|
|
| B4 |
before |
| B4N |
bye for now |
| BAC |
back at computer |
| BAG |
busting a gut |
| BAK |
back at the keyboard |
| BBIAB |
be back in a bit |
| BBL |
be back later |
| BBLBNTSBO… |
be back later but not to soon because of… |
| BBR |
burnt beyond repair |
| BBS |
be back soon |
| BBS |
bulletin board system |
| BC |
be cool |
| B/C |
because |
| BCnU |
be seeing you |
| BEG |
big evil grin |
| BF |
boyfriend |
| B/F |
boyfriend |
| BFN |
bye for now |
| BG |
big grin |
| BION |
believe it or not |
| BIOYIOB |
blow it out your I/O port |
| BITMT |
but in the meantime |
| BM |
bite me |
| BMB |
bite my bum |
| BMTIPG |
brilliant minds think in parallel gutters |
| BKA |
better known as |
| BL |
belly laughing |
| BOB |
back off bastard |
| BOL |
be on later |
| BOM |
bitch of mine |
| BOT |
back on topic |
| BRB |
be right back |
| BRBB |
be right back bitch |
| BRBS |
be right back soon |
| BRH |
be right here |
| BRS |
big red switch |
| BS |
big smile |
| BS |
bull shit |
| BSF |
but seriously folks |
| BST |
but seriously though |
| BTA |
but then again |
| BTAIM |
be that as it may |
| BTDT |
been there done that |
| BTOBD |
be there or be dead |
| BTOBS |
be there or be square |
| BTSOOM |
beats the shit out of me |
| BTW |
by the way |
| BUDWEISER |
because you deserve what every individual should ever receive |
| BWQ |
buzz word quotient |
| BWTHDIK |
but what the heck do I know |
| BYOB |
bring your own bottle |
| BYOH |
Bat You Onna Head |
| C |
|
| C&G |
chuckle and grin |
| CAD |
ctrl-alt-delete |
| CADET |
can’t add, doesn’t even try |
| CDIWY |
couldn’t do it without you |
| CFV |
call for votes |
| CFS |
care for secret? |
| CFY |
calling for you |
| CID |
crying in disgrace |
| CIM |
CompuServe information manager |
| CLM |
career limiting move |
| CM@TW |
catch me at the web |
| CMIIW |
correct me if I’m wrong |
| CNP |
continue in next post |
| CO |
conference |
| CRAFT |
can’t remember a f**king thing |
| CRS |
can’t remember shit |
| CSG |
chuckle snicker grin |
| CTS |
changing the subject |
| CU |
see you |
| CU2 |
see you too |
| CUL |
see you later |
| CUL8R |
see you later |
| CWOT |
complete waste of time |
| CWYL |
chat with you later |
| CYA |
see ya |
| CYA |
cover your ass |
| CYAL8R |
see ya later |
| CYO |
see you online |
| D |
|
| DBA |
doing business as |
| DCed |
disconnected |
| DFLA |
disenhanced four-letter acronym |
| DH |
darling husband |
| DIIK |
darn if i know |
| DGA |
digital guardian angel |
| DGARA |
don’t give a rats ass |
| DIKU |
do I know you? |
| DIRTFT |
do it right the first time |
| DITYID |
did I tell you I’m distressed |
| DIY |
do it yourself |
| DL |
download |
| DL |
dead link |
| DLTBBB |
don’t let the bad bugs bite |
| DMMGH |
don’t make me get hostile |
| DQMOT |
don’t quote me on this |
| DND |
do not disturb |
| DTC |
damn this computer |
| DTRT |
do the right thing |
| DUCT |
did you see that? |
| DWAI |
don’t worry about it |
| DWIM |
do what I mean |
| DWIMC |
do what I mean, correctly |
| DWISNWID |
do what I say, not what I do |
| DYJHIW |
don’t you just hate it when… |
| DYK |
do you know |
| E |
|
| EAK |
eating at keyboard |
| EIE |
enough is enough |
| EG |
evil grin |
| EMFBI |
excuse me for butting in |
| EMFJI |
excuse me for jumping in |
| EMSG |
email message |
| EOD |
end of discussion |
| EOF |
end of file |
| EOL |
end of lecture |
| EOM |
end of message |
| EOS |
end of story |
| EOT |
end of thread |
| ETLA |
extended three letter acronym |
| EYC |
excitable, yet calm |
| F |
|
| F |
female |
| F/F |
face to face |
| F2F |
face to face |
| FAQ |
frequently asked questions |
| FAWC |
for anyone who cares |
| FBOW |
for better or worse |
| FBTW |
fine, be that way |
| FCFS |
first come, first served |
| FCOL |
for crying out loud |
| FIFO |
first in, first out |
| FISH |
first in, still here |
| FLA |
four-letter acronym |
| FOAD |
f**k off and die |
| FOAF |
friend of a friend |
| FOB |
f**k off bitch |
| FOC |
free of charge |
| FOCL |
falling of chair laughing |
| FOFL |
falling on the floor laughing |
| FOS |
freedom of speech |
| FOTCL |
falling of the chair laughing |
| FTF |
face to face |
| FTTT |
from time to time |
| FU |
f**ked up |
| FUBAR |
f**ked up beyond all recognition |
| FUDFUCT |
fear, uncertainty and doubt |
| FUCT |
failed under continuas testing |
| FURTB |
full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives) |
| FW |
freeware |
| FWIW |
for what it’s worth |
| FYA |
for your amusement |
| FYE |
for your entertainment |
| FYEO |
for your eyes only |
| FYI |
for your information |
| G |
|
| G |
grin |
| G2B |
going to bed |
| G&BIT |
grin & bear it |
| G2G |
got to go |
| G2GGS2D |
got to go get something to drink |
| G2GTAC |
got to go take a crap |
| G2GTAP |
got to go take a pee |
| GA |
go ahead |
| GA |
good afternoon |
| GAFIA |
get away from it all |
| GAL |
get a life |
| GAS |
greetings and salutations |
| GBH |
great big hug |
| GBH&K |
great big huh and kisses |
| GBR |
garbled beyond recovery |
| GBY |
god bless you |
| GD&H |
grinning, ducking and hiding |
| GD&R |
grinning, ducking and running |
| GD&RAFAP |
grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible |
| GD&REF&F |
grinning, ducking and running even further and faster |
| GD&RF |
grinning, ducking and running fast |
| GD&RVF |
grinning, ducking and running very |
| GD&W |
grin, duck and wave |
| GDW |
grin, duck and wave |
| GE |
good evening |
| GF |
girlfriend |
| GFETE |
grinning from ear to ear |
| GFN |
gone for now |
| GFU |
good for you |
| GG |
good game |
| GGU2 |
good game you two |
| GIGO |
garbage in garbage out |
| GJ |
good job |
| GL |
good luck |
| GL&GH |
good luck and good hunting |
| GM |
good morning / good move / good match |
| GMAB |
give me a break |
| GMAO |
giggling my ass off |
| GMBO |
giggling my butt off |
| GMTA |
great minds think alike |
| GN |
good night |
| GOK |
god only knows |
| GOWI |
get on with it |
| GPF |
general protection fault |
| GR8 |
great |
| GR&D |
grinning, running and ducking |
| GtG |
got to go |
| GTSY |
glad to see you |
| H |
|
| H |
hug |
| H/O |
hold on |
| H&K |
hug and kiss |
| HAK |
hug and kiss |
| HAGD |
have a good day |
| HAGN |
have a good night |
| HAGS |
have a good summer |
| HAG1 |
have a good one |
| HAHA |
having a heart attack |
| HAND |
have a nice day |
| HB |
hug back |
| HB |
hurry back |
| HDYWTDT |
how do you work this dratted thing |
| HF |
have fun |
| HH |
holding hands |
| HHIS |
hanging head in shame |
| HHJK |
ha ha, just kidding |
| HHOJ |
ha ha, only joking |
| HHOK |
ha ha, only kidding |
| HHOS |
ha ha, only seriously |
| HIH |
hope it helps |
| HILIACACLO |
help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off |
| HIWTH |
hate it when that happens |
| HLM |
he loves me |
| HMS |
home made smiley |
| HMS |
hanging my self |
| HMT |
here’s my try |
| HMWK |
homework |
| HOAS |
hold on a second |
| HSIK |
how should i know |
| HTH |
hope this helps |
| HTHBE |
hope this has been enlightening |
| HYLMS |
hate you like my sister |
| I |
|
| IAAA |
I am an accountant |
| IAAL |
I am a lawyer |
| IAC |
in any case |
| IC |
I see |
| IAE |
in any event |
| IAG |
it’s all good |
| IAG |
I am gay |
| IAIM |
in an Irish minute |
| IANAA |
I am not an accountant |
| IANAL |
I am not a lawyer |
| IBN |
I’m bucked naked |
| ICOCBW |
I could of course be wrong |
| IDC |
I don’t care |
| IDGI |
I don’t get it |
| IDGARA |
I don’t give a rat’s ass |
| IDGW |
in a good way |
| IDI |
I doubt it |
| IDK |
I don’t know |
| IDTT |
I’ll drink to that |
| IFVB |
I feel very bad |
| IGP |
I gotta pee |
| IGTP |
I get the point |
| IHTFP |
I hate this f**king place |
| IHTFP |
I have truly found paradise |
| IHU |
I hate you |
| IHY |
I hate you |
| II |
I’m impressed |
| IIT |
I’m impressed too |
| IIR |
if I recall |
| IIRC |
if I recall correctly |
| IJWTK |
I just want to know |
| IJWTS |
I just want to say |
| IK |
I know |
| IKWUM |
I know what you mean |
| ILBCNU |
I’ll be seeing you |
| ILU |
I love you |
| ILY |
I love you |
| ILYFAE |
I love you forever and ever |
| IMAO |
in my arrogant opinion |
| IMFAO |
in my f***ing arrogant opinion |
| IMBO |
in my bloody opinion |
| IMCO |
in my considered opinion |
| IME |
in my experience |
| IMHO |
in my humble opinion |
| IMNSHO |
in my, not so humble opinion |
| IMO |
in my opinion |
| IMOBO |
in my own biased opinion |
| IMPOV |
in my point of view |
| IMP |
I might be pregnant |
| INAL |
I’m not a lawyer |
| INPO |
in no particular order |
| IOIT |
I’m on Irish Time |
| IOW |
in other words |
| IRL |
in real life |
| IRMFI |
I reply merely for information |
| IRSTBO |
it really sucks the big one |
| IS |
I’m sorry |
| ISEN |
internet search environment number |
| ISTM |
it seems to me |
| ISTR |
I seem to recall |
| ISWYM |
I see what you mean |
| ITFA |
in the final analysis |
| ITRO |
in the reality of |
| ITRW |
in the real world |
| ITSFWI |
if the shoe fits, wear it |
| IVL |
in virtual live |
| IWALY |
I will always love you |
| IWBNI |
it would be nice if |
| IYKWIM |
if you know what I mean |
| IYSWIM |
if you see what I mean |
| J |
|
| JAM |
just a minute |
| JAS |
just a second |
| JASE |
just another system error |
| JAWS |
just another windows shell |
| JIC |
just in case |
| JJWY |
just joking with you |
| JK |
just kidding |
| J/K |
just kidding |
| JMHO |
just my humble opinion |
| JMO |
just my opinion |
| JP |
just playing |
| J/P |
just playing |
| JTLYK |
just to let you know |
| JW |
just wondering |
| K |
|
| K |
OK |
| K |
kiss |
| KHYF |
know how you feel |
| KB |
kiss back |
| KISS |
keep it simple sister |
| KIS(S) |
keep it simple (stupid) |
| KISS |
keeping it sweetly simple |
| KIT |
keep in touch |
| KMA |
kiss my ass |
| KMB |
kiss my butt |
| KMSMA |
kiss my shiny metal ass |
| KOTC |
kiss on the cheek |
| KOTL |
kiss on the lips |
| KUTGW |
keep up the good work |
| KWIM |
know what I mean? |
| L |
|
| L |
laugh |
| L8R |
later |
| L8R G8R |
later gator |
| LAB |
life’s a bitch |
| LAM |
leave a message |
| LBR |
little boys room |
| LD |
long distance |
| LG |
lovely greetings |
| LGR |
little girls room |
| LHM |
Lord help me |
| LHU |
Lord help us |
| LL&P |
live long & prosper |
| LNK |
love and kisses |
| LMA |
leave me alone |
| LMABO |
laughing my ass back on |
| LMAO |
laughing my ass off |
| LMBO |
laughing my butt off |
| LMHO |
laughing my head off |
| LMFAO |
laughing my fat ass off |
| LMK |
let me know |
| LOL |
laughing out loud |
| LOL |
lots of love |
| LOL |
lots of luck |
| LOLA |
laughing out loud again |
| LOML |
light of my life (or love of my life) |
| LOMLILY |
light of my life, I love you |
| LOOL |
laughing out outrageously loud |
| LSHIPMP |
laughing so hard I pissed my pants |
| LSHMBB |
laughing so hard my belly is bouncing |
| LSHMBH |
laughing so hard my belly hurts |
| LTNS |
long time no see |
| LTR |
long term relationship |
| LTS |
laughing to self |
| LULAS |
love you like a sister |
| LUWAMH |
love you with all my heart |
| LY |
love ya |
| LYK |
let you know |
| LYL |
love ya lots |
| LYLAB |
love ya like a brother |
| LYLAS |
love ya like a sister |
| M |
|
| M |
male |
| MB |
maybe |
| MYOB |
mind your own business |
| M8 |
mate |
| N |
|
| N |
in |
| N2M |
not too much |
| N/C |
not cool |
| NE1 |
anyone |
| NETUA |
nobody ever tells us anything |
| NFI |
no f***ing idea |
| NL |
not likely |
| NM |
never mind / nothing much |
| N/M |
never mind / nothing much |
| NMH |
not much here |
| NMJC |
nothing much, just chillin’ |
| NOM |
no offense meant |
| NOTTOMH |
not of the top of my mind |
| NOYB |
none of your business |
| NOYFB |
none of your f***ing business |
| NP |
no problem |
| NPS |
no problem sweet(ie) |
| NTA |
non-technical acronym |
| N/S |
no shit |
| NVM |
nevermind |
| O |
|
| OBTW |
oh, by the way |
| OIC |
oh, I see |
| OF |
on fire |
| OFIS |
on floor with stitches |
| OK |
abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct) |
| OL |
old lady (wife, girlfriend) |
| OM |
old man (husband, boyfriend) |
| OMG |
oh my god / gosh / goodness |
| OOC |
out of character |
| OT |
Off topic / other topic |
| OTOH |
on the other hand |
| OTTOMH |
off the top of my head |
| P |
|
| PAW |
parents are watching |
| PDS |
please don’t shoot |
| PEBCAK |
problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PLZ |
please |
| PM |
private message |
| PMJI |
pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI) |
| PMFJI |
pardon me for jumping in |
| PMP |
peed my pants |
| POAHF |
put on a happy face |
| POOF |
I have left the chat |
| POTB |
pats on the back |
| POS |
parents over shoulder |
| PPL |
people |
| PS |
post script |
| PSA |
public show of affection |
| Q |
|
| Q4U |
question for you |
| QSL |
reply |
| QSO |
conversation |
| QT |
cutie |
| R |
|
| RCed |
reconnected |
| RE |
hi again (same as re’s) |
| ROFL |
rolling on floor laughing |
| ROFLAPMP |
rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants |
| ROFLMAO |
rolling on floor laughing my ass off |
| ROFLOLAY |
rolling on floor laughing out loud at you |
| ROFLOLTSDMC |
rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks |
| ROFLOLWTIME |
rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes |
| ROFLOLUTS |
rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak |
| ROTFL |
rolling on the floor laughing |
| RVD |
really very dumb |
| RUTTM |
are you talking to me |
| RTF |
read the FAQ |
| RTFM |
read the f***ing manual |
| RTSM |
read the stupid manual |
| S |
|
| S2R |
send to receive |
| SAMAGAL |
stop annoying me and get a live |
| SCNR |
sorry, could not resist |
| SETE |
smiling ear to ear |
| SH |
so hot |
| SH |
same here |
| SHICPMP |
so happy I could piss my pants |
| SHID |
slaps head in disgust |
| SHMILY |
see how much I love you |
| SNAFU |
situation normal, all F***ed up |
| SO |
significant other |
| SOHF |
sense of humor failure |
| SOMY |
sick of me yet? |
| SPAM |
stupid persons’ advertisement |
| SRY |
sorry |
| SSDD |
same shit different day |
| STBY |
sucks to be you |
| STFU |
shut the f*ck up |
| STI |
stick(ing) to it |
| STW |
search the web |
| SWAK |
sealed with a kiss |
| SWALK |
sweet, with all love, kisses |
| SWL |
screaming with laughter |
| SIM |
shit, it’s Monday |
| SITWB |
sorry, in the wrong box |
| S/U |
shut up |
| SYS |
see you soon |
| SYSOP |
system operator |
| T |
|
| TA |
thanks again |
| TCO |
taken care of |
| TGIF |
thank god its Friday |
| THTH |
to hot to handle |
| THX |
thanks |
| TIA |
thanks in advance |
| TIIC |
the idiots in charge |
| TJM |
that’s just me |
| TLA |
three-letter acronym |
| TMA |
take my advice |
| TMI |
to much information |
| TMS |
to much showing |
| TNSTAAFL |
there’s no such thing as a free lunch |
| TNX |
thanks |
| TOH |
to other half |
| TOY |
thinking of you |
| TPTB |
the powers that be |
| TSDMC |
tears streaming down my cheeks |
| TT2T |
to tired to talk |
| TTFN |
ta ta for now |
| TTT |
thought that, too |
| TTUL |
talk to you later |
| TTYIAM |
talk to you in a minute |
| TTYL |
talk to you later |
| TTYLMF |
talk to you later my friend |
| TU |
thank you |
| TWMA |
till we meet again |
| TX |
thanx |
| TY |
thank you |
| TYVM |
thank you very much |
| U |
|
| U2 |
you too |
| UAPITA |
you’re a pain in the ass |
| UR |
your |
| UW |
you’re welcom |
| URAQT! |
you are a cutie! |
| V |
|
| VBG |
very big grin |
| VBS |
very big smile |
| W |
|
| W8 |
wait |
| W8AM |
wait a minute |
| WAY |
what about you |
| WAY |
who are you |
| WB |
welcome back |
| WBS |
write back soon |
| WDHLM |
why doesn’t he love me |
| WDYWTTA |
What Do You Want To Talk About |
| WE |
whatever |
| W/E |
whatever |
| WFM |
works for me |
| WNDITWB |
we never did it this way before |
| WP |
wrong person |
| WRT |
with respect to |
| WTF |
what/who the F***? |
| WTG |
way to go |
| WTGP |
want to go private? |
| WTH |
what/who the heck? |
| WTMI |
way to much information |
| WU |
what’s up? |
| WUD |
what’s up dog? |
| WUF |
where are you from? |
| WUWT |
whats up with that |
| WYMM |
will you marry me? |
| WYSIWYG |
what you see is what you get |
| X |
|
| XTLA |
extended three letter acronym |
| Y |
|
| Y |
why? |
| Y2K |
you’re too kind |
| YATB |
you are the best |
| YBS |
you’ll be sorry |
| YG |
young gentleman |
| YHBBYBD |
you’d have better bet your bottom dollar |
| YKYWTKM |
you know you want to kiss me |
| YL |
young lady |
| YL |
you ’ll live |
| YM |
you mean |
| YM |
young man |
| YMMD |
you’ve made my day |
| YMMV |
your mileage may vary |
| YVM |
you’re very welcom |
| YW |
you’re welcome |
| YWIA |
you’re welcome in advance |
| YWTHM |
you want to hug me |
| YWTLM |
you want to love me |
| YWTKM |
you want to kiss me |
| YOYO |
you’re on your own |
| YY4U |
two wise for you |
| Z |
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| ? |
huh? |
| ?4U |
question for you |
| >U |
screw you! |
| /myB |
kick my boobs |
| 2U2 |
to you too |
| 2MFM |
to much for me |
| 4AYN |
for all you know |
| 4COL |
for crying out loud |
| 4SALE |
for sale |
| 4U |
for you |
| =w= |
whatever |
| *G* |
giggle or grin |
| *H* |
hug |
| *K* |
kiss |
| *S* |
smile |
| *T* |
tickle |
| *W* |
wink |
