A |
|
AAMOF |
as a matter of fact |
ABFL |
a big fat lady |
ABT |
about |
ADN |
any day now |
AFAIC |
as far as I’m concerned |
AFAICT |
as far as I can tell |
AFAICS |
as far as I can see |
AFAIK |
as far as I know |
AFAYC |
as far as you’re concerned |
AFK |
away from keyboard |
AH |
asshole |
AISI |
as I see it |
AIUI |
as I understand it |
AKA |
also known as |
AML |
all my love |
ANFSCD |
and now for something completely different |
ASAP |
as soon as possible |
ASL |
assistant section leader |
ASL |
age, sex, location |
ASLP |
age, sex, location, picture |
A/S/L |
age/sex/location |
ASOP |
assistant system operator |
ATM |
at this moment |
AWA |
as well as |
AWHFY |
are we having fun yet? |
AWGTHTGTTA |
are we going to have to go trough this again? |
AWOL |
absent without leave |
AWOL |
away without leave |
AYOR |
at your own risk |
AYPI? |
and your point is? |
B
|
|
B4 |
before |
B4N |
bye for now |
BAC |
back at computer |
BAG |
busting a gut |
BAK |
back at the keyboard |
BBIAB |
be back in a bit |
BBL |
be back later |
BBLBNTSBO… |
be back later but not to soon because of… |
BBR |
burnt beyond repair |
BBS |
be back soon |
BBS |
bulletin board system |
BC |
be cool |
B/C |
because |
BCnU |
be seeing you |
BEG |
big evil grin |
BF |
boyfriend |
B/F |
boyfriend |
BFN |
bye for now |
BG |
big grin |
BION |
believe it or not |
BIOYIOB |
blow it out your I/O port |
BITMT |
but in the meantime |
BM |
bite me |
BMB |
bite my bum |
BMTIPG |
brilliant minds think in parallel gutters |
BKA |
better known as |
BL |
belly laughing |
BOB |
back off bastard |
BOL |
be on later |
BOM |
bitch of mine |
BOT |
back on topic |
BRB |
be right back |
BRBB |
be right back bitch |
BRBS |
be right back soon |
BRH |
be right here |
BRS |
big red switch |
BS |
big smile |
BS |
bull shit |
BSF |
but seriously folks |
BST |
but seriously though |
BTA |
but then again |
BTAIM |
be that as it may |
BTDT |
been there done that |
BTOBD |
be there or be dead |
BTOBS |
be there or be square |
BTSOOM |
beats the shit out of me |
BTW |
by the way |
BUDWEISER |
because you deserve what every individual should ever receive |
BWQ |
buzz word quotient |
BWTHDIK |
but what the heck do I know |
BYOB |
bring your own bottle |
BYOH |
Bat You Onna Head |
C |
|
C&G |
chuckle and grin |
CAD |
ctrl-alt-delete |
CADET |
can’t add, doesn’t even try |
CDIWY |
couldn’t do it without you |
CFV |
call for votes |
CFS |
care for secret? |
CFY |
calling for you |
CID |
crying in disgrace |
CIM |
CompuServe information manager |
CLM |
career limiting move |
CM@TW |
catch me at the web |
CMIIW |
correct me if I’m wrong |
CNP |
continue in next post |
CO |
conference |
CRAFT |
can’t remember a f**king thing |
CRS |
can’t remember shit |
CSG |
chuckle snicker grin |
CTS |
changing the subject |
CU |
see you |
CU2 |
see you too |
CUL |
see you later |
CUL8R |
see you later |
CWOT |
complete waste of time |
CWYL |
chat with you later |
CYA |
see ya |
CYA |
cover your ass |
CYAL8R |
see ya later |
CYO |
see you online |
D |
|
DBA |
doing business as |
DCed |
disconnected |
DFLA |
disenhanced four-letter acronym |
DH |
darling husband |
DIIK |
darn if i know |
DGA |
digital guardian angel |
DGARA |
don’t give a rats ass |
DIKU |
do I know you? |
DIRTFT |
do it right the first time |
DITYID |
did I tell you I’m distressed |
DIY |
do it yourself |
DL |
download |
DL |
dead link |
DLTBBB |
don’t let the bad bugs bite |
DMMGH |
don’t make me get hostile |
DQMOT |
don’t quote me on this |
DND |
do not disturb |
DTC |
damn this computer |
DTRT |
do the right thing |
DUCT |
did you see that? |
DWAI |
don’t worry about it |
DWIM |
do what I mean |
DWIMC |
do what I mean, correctly |
DWISNWID |
do what I say, not what I do |
DYJHIW |
don’t you just hate it when… |
DYK |
do you know |
E |
|
EAK |
eating at keyboard |
EIE |
enough is enough |
EG |
evil grin |
EMFBI |
excuse me for butting in |
EMFJI |
excuse me for jumping in |
EMSG |
email message |
EOD |
end of discussion |
EOF |
end of file |
EOL |
end of lecture |
EOM |
end of message |
EOS |
end of story |
EOT |
end of thread |
ETLA |
extended three letter acronym |
EYC |
excitable, yet calm |
F |
|
F |
female |
F/F |
face to face |
F2F |
face to face |
FAQ |
frequently asked questions |
FAWC |
for anyone who cares |
FBOW |
for better or worse |
FBTW |
fine, be that way |
FCFS |
first come, first served |
FCOL |
for crying out loud |
FIFO |
first in, first out |
FISH |
first in, still here |
FLA |
four-letter acronym |
FOAD |
f**k off and die |
FOAF |
friend of a friend |
FOB |
f**k off bitch |
FOC |
free of charge |
FOCL |
falling of chair laughing |
FOFL |
falling on the floor laughing |
FOS |
freedom of speech |
FOTCL |
falling of the chair laughing |
FTF |
face to face |
FTTT |
from time to time |
FU |
f**ked up |
FUBAR |
f**ked up beyond all recognition |
FUDFUCT |
fear, uncertainty and doubt |
FUCT |
failed under continuas testing |
FURTB |
full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives) |
FW |
freeware |
FWIW |
for what it’s worth |
FYA |
for your amusement |
FYE |
for your entertainment |
FYEO |
for your eyes only |
FYI |
for your information |
G |
|
G |
grin |
G2B |
going to bed |
G&BIT |
grin & bear it |
G2G |
got to go |
G2GGS2D |
got to go get something to drink |
G2GTAC |
got to go take a crap |
G2GTAP |
got to go take a pee |
GA |
go ahead |
GA |
good afternoon |
GAFIA |
get away from it all |
GAL |
get a life |
GAS |
greetings and salutations |
GBH |
great big hug |
GBH&K |
great big huh and kisses |
GBR |
garbled beyond recovery |
GBY |
god bless you |
GD&H |
grinning, ducking and hiding |
GD&R |
grinning, ducking and running |
GD&RAFAP |
grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible |
GD&REF&F |
grinning, ducking and running even further and faster |
GD&RF |
grinning, ducking and running fast |
GD&RVF |
grinning, ducking and running very |
GD&W |
grin, duck and wave |
GDW |
grin, duck and wave |
GE |
good evening |
GF |
girlfriend |
GFETE |
grinning from ear to ear |
GFN |
gone for now |
GFU |
good for you |
GG |
good game |
GGU2 |
good game you two |
GIGO |
garbage in garbage out |
GJ |
good job |
GL |
good luck |
GL&GH |
good luck and good hunting |
GM |
good morning / good move / good match |
GMAB |
give me a break |
GMAO |
giggling my ass off |
GMBO |
giggling my butt off |
GMTA |
great minds think alike |
GN |
good night |
GOK |
god only knows |
GOWI |
get on with it |
GPF |
general protection fault |
GR8 |
great |
GR&D |
grinning, running and ducking |
GtG |
got to go |
GTSY |
glad to see you |
H |
|
H |
hug |
H/O |
hold on |
H&K |
hug and kiss |
HAK |
hug and kiss |
HAGD |
have a good day |
HAGN |
have a good night |
HAGS |
have a good summer |
HAG1 |
have a good one |
HAHA |
having a heart attack |
HAND |
have a nice day |
HB |
hug back |
HB |
hurry back |
HDYWTDT |
how do you work this dratted thing |
HF |
have fun |
HH |
holding hands |
HHIS |
hanging head in shame |
HHJK |
ha ha, just kidding |
HHOJ |
ha ha, only joking |
HHOK |
ha ha, only kidding |
HHOS |
ha ha, only seriously |
HIH |
hope it helps |
HILIACACLO |
help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off |
HIWTH |
hate it when that happens |
HLM |
he loves me |
HMS |
home made smiley |
HMS |
hanging my self |
HMT |
here’s my try |
HMWK |
homework |
HOAS |
hold on a second |
HSIK |
how should i know |
HTH |
hope this helps |
HTHBE |
hope this has been enlightening |
HYLMS |
hate you like my sister |
I |
|
IAAA |
I am an accountant |
IAAL |
I am a lawyer |
IAC |
in any case |
IC |
I see |
IAE |
in any event |
IAG |
it’s all good |
IAG |
I am gay |
IAIM |
in an Irish minute |
IANAA |
I am not an accountant |
IANAL |
I am not a lawyer |
IBN |
I’m bucked naked |
ICOCBW |
I could of course be wrong |
IDC |
I don’t care |
IDGI |
I don’t get it |
IDGARA |
I don’t give a rat’s ass |
IDGW |
in a good way |
IDI |
I doubt it |
IDK |
I don’t know |
IDTT |
I’ll drink to that |
IFVB |
I feel very bad |
IGP |
I gotta pee |
IGTP |
I get the point |
IHTFP |
I hate this f**king place |
IHTFP |
I have truly found paradise |
IHU |
I hate you |
IHY |
I hate you |
II |
I’m impressed |
IIT |
I’m impressed too |
IIR |
if I recall |
IIRC |
if I recall correctly |
IJWTK |
I just want to know |
IJWTS |
I just want to say |
IK |
I know |
IKWUM |
I know what you mean |
ILBCNU |
I’ll be seeing you |
ILU |
I love you |
ILY |
I love you |
ILYFAE |
I love you forever and ever |
IMAO |
in my arrogant opinion |
IMFAO |
in my f***ing arrogant opinion |
IMBO |
in my bloody opinion |
IMCO |
in my considered opinion |
IME |
in my experience |
IMHO |
in my humble opinion |
IMNSHO |
in my, not so humble opinion |
IMO |
in my opinion |
IMOBO |
in my own biased opinion |
IMPOV |
in my point of view |
IMP |
I might be pregnant |
INAL |
I’m not a lawyer |
INPO |
in no particular order |
IOIT |
I’m on Irish Time |
IOW |
in other words |
IRL |
in real life |
IRMFI |
I reply merely for information |
IRSTBO |
it really sucks the big one |
IS |
I’m sorry |
ISEN |
internet search environment number |
ISTM |
it seems to me |
ISTR |
I seem to recall |
ISWYM |
I see what you mean |
ITFA |
in the final analysis |
ITRO |
in the reality of |
ITRW |
in the real world |
ITSFWI |
if the shoe fits, wear it |
IVL |
in virtual live |
IWALY |
I will always love you |
IWBNI |
it would be nice if |
IYKWIM |
if you know what I mean |
IYSWIM |
if you see what I mean |
J |
|
JAM |
just a minute |
JAS |
just a second |
JASE |
just another system error |
JAWS |
just another windows shell |
JIC |
just in case |
JJWY |
just joking with you |
JK |
just kidding |
J/K |
just kidding |
JMHO |
just my humble opinion |
JMO |
just my opinion |
JP |
just playing |
J/P |
just playing |
JTLYK |
just to let you know |
JW |
just wondering |
K |
|
K |
OK |
K |
kiss |
KHYF |
know how you feel |
KB |
kiss back |
KISS |
keep it simple sister |
KIS(S) |
keep it simple (stupid) |
KISS |
keeping it sweetly simple |
KIT |
keep in touch |
KMA |
kiss my ass |
KMB |
kiss my butt |
KMSMA |
kiss my shiny metal ass |
KOTC |
kiss on the cheek |
KOTL |
kiss on the lips |
KUTGW |
keep up the good work |
KWIM |
know what I mean? |
L |
|
L |
laugh |
L8R |
later |
L8R G8R |
later gator |
LAB |
life’s a bitch |
LAM |
leave a message |
LBR |
little boys room |
LD |
long distance |
LG |
lovely greetings |
LGR |
little girls room |
LHM |
Lord help me |
LHU |
Lord help us |
LL&P |
live long & prosper |
LNK |
love and kisses |
LMA |
leave me alone |
LMABO |
laughing my ass back on |
LMAO |
laughing my ass off |
LMBO |
laughing my butt off |
LMHO |
laughing my head off |
LMFAO |
laughing my fat ass off |
LMK |
let me know |
LOL |
laughing out loud |
LOL |
lots of love |
LOL |
lots of luck |
LOLA |
laughing out loud again |
LOML |
light of my life (or love of my life) |
LOMLILY |
light of my life, I love you |
LOOL |
laughing out outrageously loud |
LSHIPMP |
laughing so hard I pissed my pants |
LSHMBB |
laughing so hard my belly is bouncing |
LSHMBH |
laughing so hard my belly hurts |
LTNS |
long time no see |
LTR |
long term relationship |
LTS |
laughing to self |
LULAS |
love you like a sister |
LUWAMH |
love you with all my heart |
LY |
love ya |
LYK |
let you know |
LYL |
love ya lots |
LYLAB |
love ya like a brother |
LYLAS |
love ya like a sister |
M |
|
M |
male |
MB |
maybe |
MYOB |
mind your own business |
M8 |
mate |
N |
|
N |
in |
N2M |
not too much |
N/C |
not cool |
NE1 |
anyone |
NETUA |
nobody ever tells us anything |
NFI |
no f***ing idea |
NL |
not likely |
NM |
never mind / nothing much |
N/M |
never mind / nothing much |
NMH |
not much here |
NMJC |
nothing much, just chillin’ |
NOM |
no offense meant |
NOTTOMH |
not of the top of my mind |
NOYB |
none of your business |
NOYFB |
none of your f***ing business |
NP |
no problem |
NPS |
no problem sweet(ie) |
NTA |
non-technical acronym |
N/S |
no shit |
NVM |
nevermind |
O |
|
OBTW |
oh, by the way |
OIC |
oh, I see |
OF |
on fire |
OFIS |
on floor with stitches |
OK |
abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct) |
OL |
old lady (wife, girlfriend) |
OM |
old man (husband, boyfriend) |
OMG |
oh my god / gosh / goodness |
OOC |
out of character |
OT |
Off topic / other topic |
OTOH |
on the other hand |
OTTOMH |
off the top of my head |
P |
|
PAW |
parents are watching |
PDS |
please don’t shoot |
PEBCAK |
problem exists between chair and keyboard |
PLZ |
please |
PM |
private message |
PMJI |
pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI) |
PMFJI |
pardon me for jumping in |
PMP |
peed my pants |
POAHF |
put on a happy face |
POOF |
I have left the chat |
POTB |
pats on the back |
POS |
parents over shoulder |
PPL |
people |
PS |
post script |
PSA |
public show of affection |
Q |
|
Q4U |
question for you |
QSL |
reply |
QSO |
conversation |
QT |
cutie |
R |
|
RCed |
reconnected |
RE |
hi again (same as re’s) |
ROFL |
rolling on floor laughing |
ROFLAPMP |
rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants |
ROFLMAO |
rolling on floor laughing my ass off |
ROFLOLAY |
rolling on floor laughing out loud at you |
ROFLOLTSDMC |
rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks |
ROFLOLWTIME |
rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes |
ROFLOLUTS |
rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak |
ROTFL |
rolling on the floor laughing |
RVD |
really very dumb |
RUTTM |
are you talking to me |
RTF |
read the FAQ |
RTFM |
read the f***ing manual |
RTSM |
read the stupid manual |
S |
|
S2R |
send to receive |
SAMAGAL |
stop annoying me and get a live |
SCNR |
sorry, could not resist |
SETE |
smiling ear to ear |
SH |
so hot |
SH |
same here |
SHICPMP |
so happy I could piss my pants |
SHID |
slaps head in disgust |
SHMILY |
see how much I love you |
SNAFU |
situation normal, all F***ed up |
SO |
significant other |
SOHF |
sense of humor failure |
SOMY |
sick of me yet? |
SPAM |
stupid persons’ advertisement |
SRY |
sorry |
SSDD |
same shit different day |
STBY |
sucks to be you |
STFU |
shut the f*ck up |
STI |
stick(ing) to it |
STW |
search the web |
SWAK |
sealed with a kiss |
SWALK |
sweet, with all love, kisses |
SWL |
screaming with laughter |
SIM |
shit, it’s Monday |
SITWB |
sorry, in the wrong box |
S/U |
shut up |
SYS |
see you soon |
SYSOP |
system operator |
T |
|
TA |
thanks again |
TCO |
taken care of |
TGIF |
thank god its Friday |
THTH |
to hot to handle |
THX |
thanks |
TIA |
thanks in advance |
TIIC |
the idiots in charge |
TJM |
that’s just me |
TLA |
three-letter acronym |
TMA |
take my advice |
TMI |
to much information |
TMS |
to much showing |
TNSTAAFL |
there’s no such thing as a free lunch |
TNX |
thanks |
TOH |
to other half |
TOY |
thinking of you |
TPTB |
the powers that be |
TSDMC |
tears streaming down my cheeks |
TT2T |
to tired to talk |
TTFN |
ta ta for now |
TTT |
thought that, too |
TTUL |
talk to you later |
TTYIAM |
talk to you in a minute |
TTYL |
talk to you later |
TTYLMF |
talk to you later my friend |
TU |
thank you |
TWMA |
till we meet again |
TX |
thanx |
TY |
thank you |
TYVM |
thank you very much |
U |
|
U2 |
you too |
UAPITA |
you’re a pain in the ass |
UR |
your |
UW |
you’re welcom |
URAQT! |
you are a cutie! |
V |
|
VBG |
very big grin |
VBS |
very big smile |
W |
|
W8 |
wait |
W8AM |
wait a minute |
WAY |
what about you |
WAY |
who are you |
WB |
welcome back |
WBS |
write back soon |
WDHLM |
why doesn’t he love me |
WDYWTTA |
What Do You Want To Talk About |
WE |
whatever |
W/E |
whatever |
WFM |
works for me |
WNDITWB |
we never did it this way before |
WP |
wrong person |
WRT |
with respect to |
WTF |
what/who the F***? |
WTG |
way to go |
WTGP |
want to go private? |
WTH |
what/who the heck? |
WTMI |
way to much information |
WU |
what’s up? |
WUD |
what’s up dog? |
WUF |
where are you from? |
WUWT |
whats up with that |
WYMM |
will you marry me? |
WYSIWYG |
what you see is what you get |
X |
|
XTLA |
extended three letter acronym |
Y |
|
Y |
why? |
Y2K |
you’re too kind |
YATB |
you are the best |
YBS |
you’ll be sorry |
YG |
young gentleman |
YHBBYBD |
you’d have better bet your bottom dollar |
YKYWTKM |
you know you want to kiss me |
YL |
young lady |
YL |
you ’ll live |
YM |
you mean |
YM |
young man |
YMMD |
you’ve made my day |
YMMV |
your mileage may vary |
YVM |
you’re very welcom |
YW |
you’re welcome |
YWIA |
you’re welcome in advance |
YWTHM |
you want to hug me |
YWTLM |
you want to love me |
YWTKM |
you want to kiss me |
YOYO |
you’re on your own |
YY4U |
two wise for you |
Z |
|
|
|
more… |
|
? |
huh? |
?4U |
question for you |
>U |
screw you! |
/myB |
kick my boobs |
2U2 |
to you too |
2MFM |
to much for me |
4AYN |
for all you know |
4COL |
for crying out loud |
4SALE |
for sale |
4U |
for you |
=w= |
whatever |
*G* |
giggle or grin |
*H* |
hug |
*K* |
kiss |
*S* |
smile |
*T* |
tickle |
*W* |
wink |