Descriptive emoticons and smileys

:-))	Really Happy (or has double chin)
:-((	Really Sad
:)>	Smiley with beard
:-{>	Smiley with mustache and beard
d:-)	Wearing a baseball hat
i-(	Swollen-eyed smiley
:-s	Don't know what to say
:-s	That is really disgusting
?)	Lazy Eyed smiley
:-()=0	Fat smiley
$-)	Won the lottery
:-#/	Wears braces
:-~)	Got a flew / Runny nose
O-)	Cyclops
<#	Cyclops
&: )	Curly haired smiling girl
:\/	Can't keep his mouth shut
:>)	Nosy smiley
:-Q	Smoker
;-Q	Smoking smiley
:-?	Pipe smoking smiley
8-)	Wearing (sun) glasses
8-)	Bandit or Masked Man.
B-)	Smiley with sunglasses on his head
~:()	Fish lips
:-{)	Has a mustache
(Ü)	Very happy, with big cheeks
:=)	Has two noses
X-(	Just died
[:-)	Wearing a walkman
.-)	Smiley with one eye
(:-)	Bald smiley
(:+)	Bald smiley
&:-)	Bad Hairday
{(:-)	Smiley with a toupee
{(:{)	Smiley with a mustache and a toupee
}(:-(	Smiley with a toupee when it is windy
!-\|	Smiley with a black eye
:-{}	Wearing lipstick
@:-)	Hajji or guy with a turban
$-0	Writer only talks money
:-&	Writer only want to hear himself
:-&	Tongue tied
:~X	Tongue tied
=:-O	Scared
:-) .	I have an inny (belly button)
:-) ,	I have an outy (belly button)
:-)8	Smiley with bow tie
:-Þ	Sticking out tongue (typ :- than press alt+ 0222)
:-p	Tongue sticking out
:-)~	Tongue sticking out
§=-)	Curly haired smile
§:-)	Happy person with curly hair
:^)	Regular smile
;^)	Winking
:-(E	Sloppy eater
:o)	Smiley with a big nose
s-]	Silly smiley
:z	Sick
<:-)	cone head
<:)-	Dunce
\|8-)	Unibrow
):-)	Unibrow
\|-)	someone with eyebrows growing through each other
B-}	Have got eyes for you
L:)	Wearing hat sideways
&-)	Stoned
<:-)	Dunce
L:)	Loser
<%-)	Cross eyed